Three things I learned in Adult Swim this morning

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B & B is not bed and breakfast it's butts and boobs.- Terri  ;-)

Gay men use more Botox than any other demographic- Ellie

When exercising, if you can’t touch your feet don't worry, just grab your balls.-Terri to Don

Drum roll please- Hans to my daughter Tori, "You don't need to go to grad school.  We can teach you everything you'll ever need to know.- Spoken like a Senior Scholar.

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